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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Monkey Holds Grinding Tonight


That's right, Monkey's poll numbers are low... very low... so what to do?

It's time for Monkey to grind his organ for the Press...

Only the fourth time in the Prime Time... Slinging some new shit with a pinch of old slime... He'll be dancing here and there... misdirecting and attempting to scare... allowing a few questions ... answering not a one... pulling his answers right out of his bum...

I'll blog it here
but I can't ensure
an hour of Monkey
can I endure...


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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

2 things


1...I'm sure you must have seen Google's Satellite images of North America...If not you should take a look...

Better yet how about a sightseeing tour...try Google Sightseeing


2...The Liberal Avenger brings us news of the weird... ok, in this day and age it's quite mainstream...

CHICAGO (AP) —A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.


Ya know... there is piss stain in the corner of my family room that really looks alot like the Virgin Birth...I'm sure it's the work of doG... Err God... maybe I should contact a church...? FAuX News? Da new Popey? maybe a carpet cleaning service?

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Friday, April 15, 2005

...


Pope is still dead




Wednesday, April 06, 2005

All Pope all the time....


The Pope is dead...has been dead for days now... I'm sure you heard...

The media has gone insane... non-stop Popey coverage for days...


Rude Pundit beats on the dead corpse of this non-stop Popey coverage....


And the Talent Show brings us Embalming-gate...


And the Pope is still dead...




Monday, April 04, 2005

It's only April


Do you realize that it's only 3 months into the next 4 years of the 2nd Bush Reich...

That sound you've been hearing for the past three months is your personal freedoms being sucked out by ethically retarded right wing monkeys...

Get use to it... we have 3 years and 9 months of this Evil-engelical far far right mumbojumbo to go...