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Saturday, October 09, 2004

Saturday Morning Funnies


A little jazzy tune about Hard Work to wake ya up
by Harry Shearer (via futurballa)


And now that you're awake - Try a Test Vote in Florida
--- Why worry...eh?

First shipment of negative ads arrives in AFGHANISTAN
From the borowitz report


From Blogtics we have our required Daily Show clip.


And in a bit of funny TRUTH, we find this morning - Bush Has Wood.

Joke:
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?


The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: 'For
changing the light bulb or for darkness'
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a stepladder under the banner 'Light! Bulb Change Accomplished'
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally 'in the dark'
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."(Via the Daily Kos ")




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