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Saturday, October 16, 2004

- Happybushlandia -

This bit of morning fun via Newshounds
They watch FOX so you don't have to.

"Unconfirmed sources report that CNN has opened a new news bureau in the nearby alternate reality known as Happybushlandia. The new office and staff was transported to Happybushlandia several days ago. The team should be able to get set up in time to cover the upcoming presidential elections there.

We knew it was only a matter of time. Admitted Roger Ailes, Head of FOX News. We knew the others would find out about Happybushlandia, so we decided to expand quickly and capitalize on the opportunity while we could. It was a good run while it lasted, but we are ready for anybody who wants to challenge our extensive coverage of Happybushlandia. Bring'em on we are ready.

When asked why they decided to cover Happybushlandia instead or our own reality Alies explained. Things are a lot different there. The economy is doing great the war is going our way and the country is united behind President Bush. It's altogether a much nicer place to talk about. So we did, and people liked it. And you know, we are in the business of telling people what they want to hear."

Remember when Bush said "Internets", well it appears that he wasn't mistaken...

Lance McCord find's Booshle
Bush "Internets" Not Misspeak!
Like most of the rest of America, I chuckled last night when the President said that he'd heard about rumors on the "internets." "How out of touch can this guy be," I wondered. A friend asked "does he even own a computer?"

My laughter turned to shock and dismay this morning when I discovered that there are, in fact, at least two internets! While messing around in the archives at I must have clicked an outgoing link - I soon found myself in something like a parallel web! ( Screen shot of Booshle here)